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Halve It 

An expresion used by an individual when someone's bullshiting a story to them..

*Used when you want someone to get to the point quickly
Guy 1:Oi man, last night i was walking back from the club when this smoking hot bab...
Guy 2: yeah mate, halve it
Halve It by BoganwhodigsUNIT August 29, 2010
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have it inside 

Toti Passman (journalist): Diego, you are a loser
Diego Maradona (soccer coach): Passman, you have it inside
have it inside by etzelet October 27, 2010

have it off 

1. Verb, to have sex (in any form). Usually quick or very intense sexual encounters due to secrecy, emotional baggage, timing, or relationship unavailability of you or the other person involved. See also nooner.
1. I wonder how many Real World contestants had it off when the cameras weren't rolling? I'd definitely have it off with Dan Renzi.
have it off by dancingqueen March 7, 2005

I Have It On Vinyl 

A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.
Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.

Hipster: I have it on vinyl.

Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?

Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.

Normal guy: Whatever.

let's have it 

UK. Said if you're offering someone a fight. Something a cockney gangster might say
What? You wanna have it? Let's have it then you caant
let's have it by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

have it up 

To "have it up" means to have drugs on you or be in possesion of drugs, which are for sale, mainly what is marijuana. This is said when a buyer wants to buy off a dealer but before showing his loot he will ask his dealer "do you have it up?" to confirm hes got chronic on him.
custy: "you have it up?"
me: "yeah how much you need?
custy: "a half quarter"
me: "aight yo this is boom shit"

*gives him a gram of weed and takes his money*
have it up by paper chaser June 14, 2006

imma have it one day 

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.
Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.
imma have it one day by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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