Jackie-F's definitions

whizzy

Really really lame way of saying something is good. If you say this word, and are under the age of 50, you deserve to be buried up to the neck in sand and left to vultures

What do you think of my new car?

Wow, it's...*thinks of word to say*...really, whizzy

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

tickun

A good looking girl or bloke. As in a tick one, tick person

Check her out, she's a proper tickun!

by Jackie-F September 26, 2005

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

scuff

A fight - noun. To fight - verb.

Don't give it. You wanna scuff? Let's have it

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

batty town

Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.

What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005

let's have it

UK. Said if you're offering someone a fight. Something a cockney gangster might say

What? You wanna have it? Let's have it then you caant

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005