Halteman

The last name of a someone named Dorian. Usually like to eat, and are large in size. Love to play video games, and are addicted to porn and woman with big tits. Usually a cheater, has no boundaries. And doesn't know how to call, only text. He is known for smoking weed and making inappropriate jokes. Usually do unwell in academics. Is known for being a womanizer and taking long showers and shits. Insecure and not willing to talk about feelings. All talk and no game. I LOVE YOU.

"Did you see that kid Dorian Halteman?"
"Yeah he's such an asshole?!"

Halteman by bigdawgie December 17, 2011

Hateman 

Frequent voice mail caller on The Howard Stern Show mostly between 2003 and 2005. He was nicknamed Hateman after repeated angry and racist voice mails against blacks, hispanics, asians, west indians, the catholic church and some celebrities.

Hateman is also extrememly sexually attracted to Robin Quivers and will usually leave a sexual message directed at her towards the end of his rants.

He has recently began calling into the show again on Sirius after a long hiatus with his first message left on June 6th, 2006.

To this day no one on the show knows who he really is although Artie Lange has speculated that his accent is either from Staten Island or Brooklyn.

Howard Stern: "Hateman went to town on you again Robin because you lost weight and he's all worked up"

Hateman (via Voice mail 09-06-2007): "Hey Robin my fine little monkey bitch, how you doin' baby? You slimming down huh? Dr. Ronnie's got you in fighting shape. Well I'll tell you what, I wanna pound that pussy and have Dr Ronnie give me a high colonic while I'm in you. But she's got to give me the high colonic with her fucking toungue that rich doctor bitch. This better not be another one of your fucking fads like your magic elixer last time. I don't know you go on these unrealistic diets, and then like you balloon back up. You can't keep doing that to your system bitch, know what I mean? ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WANNA TAKE OUT THIS GODDAMN TROSWER TROUT FUCKING SNAKE THROUGH MY PANTS AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR YAP YOU NIGGER BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING LICK ME YOU FUCKING COON. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT YOU BLOWHEAD FUCK. I WANNA TUG ON THOSE DREADS AND HAVE YOU LICK MY ASSHOLE. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEN I'LL LICK YOUR FUCKING CUNT. AHHHHH, YOU FINE LITTLE MOCHA SKIN BITCH. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT BAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS WHITE FUCKING COCK, I WANNA GIVE YOU MY WHITE HOT STICKY LOAD I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE-"

<Cut off by voice mail system>

Howard Stern: "Oh my god, he's so obsessed with you"

Robin Quivers: "Yeah, but where is he...?"

Howard Stern: "I want Dr Ronnie to give him that high colonic"

Artie Lange: "I'm impressed that Hateman clearly managed to come up with the 13 bucks a month for Satellite"

Hateman by Zorba The Swamp Monster January 4, 2008

John Haldeman 

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.

Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.

John Haldeman by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022

Hatemance

The relationship between two people based on insults and fighting, though they are very good friends.

Cameron: Fuck you fuck you fuck yoooou! <3

Alexander: Fuck you too, bro. <3

Cameron: Our hatemance is glorious.

Hatemance by AK394 September 5, 2011

the haluemantel 

1. Also known as the 444, is a people who devote themselves to being known as a member of the haluemantel, but that’s all. Nothing is actually required to join. So feel free too. Join today.

2. When something out of the ordinary happens this term can be used to substitute for the missing information

1. That dude is awesome, he’s probably apart of the 444.

2. Random person: Bro who took my candy bar? Random person 2: I don’t know, must have been the haluemantel...

the haluemantel by SoullessYoYo November 19, 2017

Mia Haldeman

Mia Haldeman, shes beautiful every one wants to be her, she’s picky with men, but never actually has feelings for them. every guy that sees her thinks she bad. but overall shes a pretty chill laidback woman, fun to go out with, fun to talk to, doesn’t care what anyone says because it doesn’t matter to her.

Boy: mia haldeman is so fine.

Mia Haldeman by the top og April 19, 2023

Michael Halterman-Brown 

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.

Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.

Michael Halterman-Brown by hungry pig January 30, 2025