Hallvard

The most attractive person ever born

I love Hallvard so much I wish I could marry him

by Mirko(lovesHallvard) October 4, 2021

Thor Hallvard

A tall mafakka.

To be Thor Hallvard. To be a tall mafakka.

by Dat boio November 9, 2017

Halvard

to be a potato; to ask what load is; if cookies give you virus; potato; height != IQ;

Person1: what is cookies? do i get virus from cookies?
Person2: halvard pls

by bestofsonny April 26, 2013

Hallvardur

Icelandic and old Norse name.
direct translation and origin of the name is strong guard of the hall or castle.

The name itself is almost but extinct.

Hallvardur is a name.
Hallvardur came back to the grocery store after a successful nights sleep.

by Mandochia June 20, 2010

Hallard

a morbidly obese creeper that thinks it can ski, but really can't do anything other than eat more and more little debbies

OMG! that girl is such a hallard! shes like a marshmellow on the mountain!

by moi dawg January 22, 2009

Halvard

A person with this name is a sheaf.

"Halvard er et nek."
"Halvard is a sheaf."

by Spartanous21 December 16, 2019

Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

by Pangcheng January 5, 2022