Hairfetti

When your hair falls out alot and it's left everywhere you go. Like confetti but it's hair strands.

"You always know where Johnni's been by the hairfetti she leaves around town!"

by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023

Hayrettin

The name "Hayrettin" is used for kings, lords, bosses, hustlers, big daddys and big papis.

People who are named Hayrettin are often the best, they are sexy and the most attractive people. They often have a lot of money.

I love you , daddy Hayrettin.

by Dr Miller January 3, 2017

hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

by scrollocked April 5, 2009

hairection

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.

1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."

2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.

by Chris B October 14, 2004

Hairetic

1- someone who rejects the conformity of being clean shaven or having hair on their face depending on context being used
2-non-conformist regarding hair

Joe decided to become a hairetic when he realized that the beard wasn't for him.

by Kara Boutitboutit March 5, 2009

Hairffiti

Graffiti using hair. Predominately carried out by females in the shower. Most common forms of patterns being swirls and attempts to write initials with one strand of hair.

Markings of this nature are usually met with disgust from next shower user

Housemate A: AAARRRGGGHHH who keeps sticking their disgusting fucking hair to the wall in the shower?
Housemate B: Ah that's my hairffiti!! Took me AGES to make that perfect swirl

by Snipperino April 27, 2015

Harrietting

The practice of perving seemingly straight-laced but probably quite dirty women usually employed in publishing.

Pete: You coming to the pub Dave?

Dave: No mate, it's kicking out time at Farago and I've got a solid hour's Harrietting booked in.

by Big Binoculars February 18, 2009