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Hairy cock 

A hairy cock is commodly found in one boxer's . It a huge mote of hair arond the male penis . Mostly male use's this to choke their wife so they could try to make out with their lesbian sister. synomins of My super hairy dick,
Analshittygangbang - WOW I GOT AN HAIRY COCK

My mom - SUCK MY BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jesus - YEAH I DO COCAIN
Hairy cock by Gabrielcaramel May 23, 2010
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hairy cock 

what i told your dad last night. i shat on his face
i said to my step bro "hey, your dad has hairy cock"
hairy cock by very hairy jerry January 5, 2021

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one 

arun has a massive cock

arun has a hairy cock

people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole
dam arun has a hairy cock

arun has a fucking massive cock

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

hairy dogs cock 

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.
My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.
hairy dogs cock by wedgie June 20, 2007

hairy dogs cock 

a male penis that is very hairy
"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"
hairy dogs cock by jon June 19, 2004

hairy moose cock 

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
hairy moose cock by Flip Chick September 9, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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