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by Gabrielcaramel May 23, 2010
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what i told your dad last night. i shat on his face
i said to my step bro "hey, your dad has hairy cock"
by very hairy jerry January 05, 2021
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a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.
My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.
by wedgie May 31, 2007
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A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
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good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock
by chris and liam February 09, 2007
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