hairy arse 

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

hairy arse by tony howard May 17, 2007

hairy arse brigade 

Nightclub bouncers/doormen who chuck out drunks and trouble causers OR muscle bound men who support prison officers in 'calming' down bad behaving prisoners.

Prison officer: I got spat at while passing cell 37 so I pressed my button and the hairy arse brigade came to my aide.

hairy arse brigade by Disco Dave December 3, 2007

Arse Hair Demon 

Alternate spelling, "Arse-hair demon": An extremely small, gnome-like creature, with powers of invisibility, who sneaks up on unwary victims, and gives their perianal hair a sharp tug, causing them to shriek, and/or leap skyward, for no outwardly perceptible reason.

Ariel and Deanna were enjoying high tea with the Queen, when HRH suddenly gave a sharp yelp, and leapt from her seat. Royal Guardsmen rushed towards the table, but Her Majesty waved them off, stating, "Bugger off, ya sods, 'twas merely a wee arse hair demon, ticklin' me hindparts."

Arse Hair Demon by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

arse hair beard by The Notorious B.A.Z February 1, 2008

Arse Hair Demon 

Little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy's arse when shagging. Pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.

Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."

Arse Hair Demon by Scotsdave April 2, 2006

hair across your arse 

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.

You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!

hair across your arse by Alan Muir May 18, 2006

Hairyareola

Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.

"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."

Hairyareola by JIM BLUE August 20, 2007