Bollard

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

by amyloulou January 17, 2008

Bollard

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.
I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

by Oni16 May 2, 2006

bollard

ginormous testicle

That squirrel has retractable bollards.

by choodlin June 6, 2019

bollard

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

by Chicken Sticks August 22, 2003

bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021

bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by yet another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021

Bollard Wall

A cheap, ugly type of fence made of unconnected posts in the ground.

Hey, let's go climb over that bollard wall! Even with your tiny slippery hands, it will be easy!

by Trumplstiltskin May 3, 2017