Hairy Monkey. 

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

Hairy Monkey. by neerg February 18, 2012

Hairy Monkey 

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

Hairy Monkey by UberBad March 17, 2005

Hairy monkey 

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

Hairy monkey by Del83 June 16, 2009

Hairy Monkey 

A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.

Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.

Hairy Monkey by Dagron May 1, 2005

hairy monkey 

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina

Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

hairy monkey by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

Hairy Monkey 

shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.

four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...

Hairy Monkey by spente200 May 2, 2005

Hairy Monkey 

for origin see Gorilla Mask

Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.

Hairy Monkey by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005