Definitions by cookiemonster2222

hairy monkey 

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina

Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

hairy monkey by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

raccoon eyes 

when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes

bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!

raccoon eyes by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014