The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.
Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.
by UberBad June 11, 2006
Get the Irish Perm mug.The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
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Get the Cog Jog mug.The sexual act of hitting or spanking your partner all over her body until bright red, then ejaculating and having her rub her body with the fresh semen.
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The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
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Get the Hairy Monkey mug.The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.
Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.
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I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
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