Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.
The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.
Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.
Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.
by UberBad March 18, 2005