Definitions by UberBad
Irish Perm
The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.
Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.
Irish Perm by UberBad June 11, 2006
Cog Jog
This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.
The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
Cog Jog
The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
Shetland Pony
The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
Shetland Pony by UberBad March 17, 2005
Hairy Monkey
Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
Hairy Monkey by UberBad March 17, 2005
The Hines Maneuver
The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.
The Hines Maneuver by UberBad March 17, 2005
Foamy Latte
The sexual act of ejaculating on your partner’s lips and having her leave it as it dries. This is also known as a Belgium Dip.
Foamy Latte by UberBad March 17, 2005