Definitions by UberBad

Irish Perm

The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.

Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.

Irish Perm by UberBad June 11, 2006

Cog Jog 

This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

Cog Jog by UberBad May 13, 2005

Cog Jog 

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

Hey Fred, that Guatamalan whore next to the Stop n' Go gives the best Cog Jogs.

Cog Jog by UberBad March 17, 2005

Shetland Pony 

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

Shetland Pony by UberBad March 17, 2005

Hairy Monkey 

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

Hairy Monkey by UberBad March 17, 2005

Foamy Latte 

The sexual act of ejaculating on your partner’s lips and having her leave it as it dries. This is also known as a Belgium Dip.

Geena loved the Foamy Latte I gave her at Starbucks.

Foamy Latte by UberBad March 17, 2005

Norwegian Tan

The sexual act of hitting or spanking your partner all over her body until bright red, then ejaculating and having her rub her body with the fresh semen.

Fiona hates it when I make her get a Norwegian Tan.

Norwegian Tan by UberBad March 17, 2005