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Hairy Monkey
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shave off your pubes, then after you blow your
load
on her face, throw your pubes on her and she
will
look like
abe lincoln
.
four score and
seven
years ago, the
woman
got jizzed on and
pubes
thrown upon her face...
Hairy Monkey
by
spente200
May 2, 2005
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