Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
by UberBad March 18, 2005
by Dagron May 1, 2005
shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.
by spente200 May 2, 2005
by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005
by Squeky Clean February 4, 2005
Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."
by neerg January 26, 2012