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Hairball
A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
Hairball by Hairball26 July 26, 2019
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Hairbilly • Hairbelly • Hipbilly • Hairballed • Hairzilla • haybilly • Hilbilly • hairball analysis • hairball complex • hairballing
Hairball
adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.
Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!
2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.
3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.
3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
Hairball by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007
hilbilly bone
hilbilly bone by Telemundo12345667 November 24, 2009
hairball analysis
hairball analysis by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019
Wookie Hairball
Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".
Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.
When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
Wookie Hairball by MyExWife February 24, 2010
Hipbilly
One half Hippy, one half Hillbilly. From the hills of Southeast Kansas, High energy accoustic music, slightly warped kind of bluegrass.
Hipbilly by Hipbilly Dixie November 6, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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