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A 5th dimensional being that is attracted to and causes havoc in the lives of heavy drug users, and negative people. Hainey's are usually short and always wear hooded cloaks often purple in color. Hainey's become visible to the average person after being awake for more than 5 days.
I got haineys all over me, I lost my job, car, and wife in one month.
Hainey by fLaiLaHolic August 7, 2009
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hineylicious 

Yep I'd bite dat ass, it be hineylicious.
hineylicious by jpg3 November 3, 2012

Haine Van 

Haine Van is a ulzzang and feizl newbie. Her nationality is vietnamese and chinese. But she's living in Germany.

Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.
Please support Haine Van on flickr and tell your friends about her.
Haine Van by TsubakiAyame November 6, 2012

Hailey Grice 

A southern bell that’s the baddest bitch west of the Mississippi
Damn that Hailey grice is the baddest bitch I’ve seen since Obama was president
Hailey Grice by Snaplatts December 5, 2020

Keith Haney 

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.
oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!
Keith Haney by girlboss74 December 3, 2021
A snobby, know-it-all, pretentious attitude. Similar in definition to hincty, but with much more flare.
You're attitude is very haintey! It's just too much. You are not even a member of this band yet, honey!

How she gonna come up in here all haintey when I know she got on some $2 shoes with that dress.
haintey by Shabomba May 16, 2007
Hailey is the most beautiful person alive. She is always there no matter what the situation is. If you say "I need two shovels and a body bag. Stat!" She'll be there in two seconds. She is amazing in every single way and once she comes into your life it's impossible to let her leave, she'll leave a scar of beauty on your heart that stays permanently. If you ever, ever get the chance to meet a Hailey you will never regret it. She is kind and wonderful and will show her true feelings rather than hide them. She is easily readable, so her emotions are always showing. If you ever regret knowing a Hailey, then they must have been given the wrong name because anyone named Hailey is sure to be stuck in your heart until death due you apart.
Person 1: Is that Hailey!?!
Person 2: Yeah. And she's my best friend.
Person 1: I wish I had someone like that...
Person 2: Yeah... you should.
Hailey by Luvpugz October 28, 2016