Haibert

Hairy legs with lice in them....most likely to be short

Haibert has lots of leg hair

by mehe111 September 9, 2011

habert

Habert is a great companion and usually loves puzzles. He loves to hide from people.

Habert is a great companion.

by Habert January 7, 2018

hibertz

A condition where someone does not go out in public, or acts in an anti-social way. Derived from hibernation.

Miguel: is Kristen going out tonight? Charles: Nope, she's got the hibertz!

by polygon January 13, 2005

hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

by anonymous July 26, 2017

hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext".
An act involving someone who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl that they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

by anonymous July 25, 2017

Hamberto

A fat digusting steriod user who has thousands of pictures of girls who he thinks are fine from the same high school that he attends and doesnt even know them.

Hamberto got rejected to PROM by his MoM.

by David Laura2 December 15, 2007

Halbert

A weak warrior known to defeat very few soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy. Legendary camper with penis envy issues.

He talked tough, but he was just a Halbert.

by ryanlb8998 February 19, 2010