Haem 

Haem is like an unhinged ex-wife in a campy 2007 horror movie but in a sexy way. She has been known to fall in the past but has recently proved gravity wrong in her 8” pleasers. She’s an icon of the Bristol drag scene, yet distant and elusive - probably because she actually lives on the other side of the country.

I saw Haem at Slaughterhaus the other night, she looked stunning

Haem by doesntknowhaem November 23, 2021

Haem 

HaEM is in fact an acronym for Hot and Emotionally Mature, the two key attributes to any partner.

Girl 1: I'm not sure whether to date this guy. What do you think?
Girl 2: Is he HaEM?
Girl 1: No
Girl 3: Then don't be stupid.

Haem by Alice HaEMa April 2, 2023

hÆm

ravens and his girlfriends dumb name for eachother

'hit the nae nae my hÆm' said raven

hÆm by frostibatz July 24, 2021

Haemorrhoid Buster 

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

haematophilia 

Haematophilia within BDSM, refers to the sexual interest in blood. The fetish can be satisfied in many ways, usually through visual exposure. Though, ingestion of, submersion in and withdrawal of blood can all be ways to fulfill one's desires related to the fetish. A common misconception about haematophilia is that it can be triggered by period blood, this is in almost all cases, inaccurate.

Person1: why was he breathing heavily throughout the lab practical where we withdrew blood?
Person2: he was horny, he has haematophilia!

haematophilia by your blood boi June 10, 2019

Haemocolon 

Bleeding from the rear. Usually caused by an unfortunate cycling accident or fall. Usually associated with "umunaco" riding.

Guy 1: Ahh!!! my arse is bleeding
Guy 2: Thats called Haemocolon

Haemocolon by Migaloo May 26, 2010

haemorrhoid 

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

haemorrhoid by sociopath9 May 1, 2009