An
Indian boy who often gives out
food, mainly of the ‘Percy
pig and friends variety’ and other tastys. He is always injured but then turns up to play and when asked why replys '
root'. This is a very common aspect among Hemangs, they always seem to be saying either '
root' or 'oot'. They say this with increasing vigour and when things get very intense they start to mix them up
e.g.'
root oot oot'. This is suspected to be their native language, and if asked nicely after they have calmed down and stopped 'rooting' will probably explain it. They are always in a hurry and often bustle into a room, rush around and then run out again. This is suspected to be them marking their territory. Another typical trait of a Hemang is that when presented with
food, they always pile as much onto their
plate as possible, then once seated (this is usually after more rooting and fruitless bustling) he attempts to demolish it all; he then leaves most of it. This is suspected to be them storing
food for the
winter and other fasting events. They also have an extraordinary aversion to razors, as they seem to amass extraordinary amounts of facial hair. We think this is a sign of their male prominence and that they can re produce. They are also very hard working and possibly have an aversion to sunlight as they spend so much
time inside.All in all they are a strange specimen and need much more examination; I hope that any other rootoligists who study this specimen will write about their own discoveries.
Rootoligist - Oh my god!! i can see a hemang
Hemang - Here have some
foodRootoligist - um er thank you
Hemang - Ive got lots of
work to do now
(rushes off muttering things about elephants with lots of arms)
Hemang (distantly)-
root oot oot