Had dick
Had dick by Daniel "The_Monkey_Pope" Tucker February 15, 2005
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had the dick
had the dick by cracky March 1, 2003
bitch had a dick
To find, often surprised, a penis on your partner. Many times a man will think another man is a woman, and find the penis. He then gags.
bitch had a dick by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003
had the dick
had the dick by Anonymous April 9, 2003
I wish I had a dick
When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .
I wish I had a dick by Wackgirlshit April 7, 2019
If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth
An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her
“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her by KT_2x September 28, 2023
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