Had dick

Its broken or is in a bad condition.

1. your cars had dick

2. my backs had dick

3. you sure gave your car dick

Had dick by Daniel "The_Monkey_Pope" Tucker February 15, 2005

had the dick 

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

had the dick by cracky March 1, 2003

bitch had a dick 

To find, often surprised, a penis on your partner. Many times a man will think another man is a woman, and find the penis. He then gags.

"I pulled down her pants and bitch had a dick!"

bitch had a dick by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003

had the dick 

Way of something being dominated

"Damn, You can tell shes had the dick she can barely walk"

had the dick by Anonymous April 9, 2003

I wish I had a dick 

When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .

" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"

I wish I had a dick by Wackgirlshit April 7, 2019

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her 

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her by KT_2x September 28, 2023