Hackersexual

Similar to pan sexuality where you date without gender in mind but you have a hankering for the people who hack you and or anyone in a Guy Fawkes mask

I objectify hackers and wouldn't mind being hacked infact it would turn me on to know someone is that interested in me. I think I must be hackersexual

Hackersexual by MindTronics February 4, 2021

hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.

Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.

hikersexual by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

Hammersexual 

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

Hammersexual by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

Harpersexual 

Someone who gets turned on by the robotic, passionless monotone of Stephen Harper, Conservative Prime Minister of Canada.

Mom, dad, I have something to tell you...I am harpersexual.

Harpersexual by chickenlovr October 24, 2010

hatersexual 

Being sexually attracted to people hating each other.

Person: I'm hatersexual!
Partner/friend: Oh, congrats! Love...I mean, hate you.
Person: Hate you too! <3

hatersexual by Sheik_ August 1, 2015

ackersexual 

The sexuality of being attracted only to the Ackermans from the popular anime “Attack on Titan”.

Me: The ackermans are so cool i just want them to step on me. I identify as ackersexual.

ackersexual by imverygaydontworry April 30, 2021

hardersexual

The sexual arousal to the beautiful Henry Harders

“I saw Henry at Walmart yesterday and I instantly fell in love, I think I’m hardersexual now.”

hardersexual by Henry Addict March 24, 2021