Harpersexual

Someone who gets turned on by the robotic, passionless monotone of Stephen Harper, Conservative Prime Minister of Canada.

Mom, dad, I have something to tell you...I am harpersexual.

by chickenlovr October 24, 2010

Hypersexuality

When someone has sexual encounters or thoughts more often than normal. Many confuse this with being perverted but the difference is those who are hypersexual find difficulty in not thinking this way. Not having an intentional perverted mindset. People can become hypersexual due to highly depressing or emotionally stunting experiences. They become more "eager" as a distraction and quick high. In the same sense how some go to drugs when they are down. People often try to romanticize this by saying they just have daddy or mommy issues instead of trying to fix it through seeking help.

"Why are you always so horny? It doesn't seem healthy."
"I guess its just my daddy issues showing, lol."
"No, I think you have hypersexuality, you should try to fix that."

by gebryguhunfjnjfbu May 14, 2021

Hypersexual

Most commonly used for the after effects of S/A, as in over sexualizing yourself and fantasizing about s3x

"Why do you always talk about s3x?"
"Oh its from my hypersexual tendencies from my trauma"

by m!1k3 October 21, 2022

hypersexual

showing excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity

Every teenage male.

by Bob Jones May 3, 2004

hypersexual

an obsession with sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors that may cause distress or that negatively affects health, job, or relationships

You hear that hypersexual narb kissed two best-friends consecutivley?

by jankjawn January 30, 2023

Hypersexual

Someone that's excessively interested or involved in having sex/sexual activity, male or female.

Another word for "hoe" can be hypersexual.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 14, 2005

Hammersexual

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011