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Hachiman 

A pessimistic, cynical, prideful, loner. Their humor is mostly self deprecating and sarcastic; it is often seen as creepy and makes others uncomfortable. They are also very result oriented and will do pretty much anything for the desired result, even if it causes harm or pain to themself or their image.
You're kind of a hachiman...
Hachiman by Bhume September 22, 2019
1.) A famous statue of a faithful dog in Harajuku, Tokyo, Japan. The story goes that every day, this dog (named Hachiko) would follow a Todai professor to the train, wait for him to return from his job, and then walk home with him. Well, one day the professor died in an accident, but Hachiko kept coming to the train station and waiting for him there. To honor Hachiko, the statue was built, and it is a popular meeting place for young people.

2.) A general term for a loyal person.

3.) The nickname of a character in the manga Nana.
1. Hey, let's meet up by Hachiko at 7:00.

2. Monica didn't divorce her scum husband...I dunno, she sure is a hachiko.

3. Why the hell didn't Hachiko pick Nobu? Stupid girl.
hachiko by iriseyes June 18, 2007
The best thing to ever happen to the world
Hachim is the best
hachim by 8===o February 24, 2017

hachi machi 

Expression of surprise or intense emotion taken from the 1990s animated series "The Critic."
"Hachi machi! That was the worst film ever!"
hachi machi by Charles September 8, 2005

Hachine Gun 

When someone's laugh sounds like a machine gun and the surrounding friends bust out their air machine guns until said laughter ceases, typically perpetuating the laughter and the air machine guns!
The joke was so good, she busted out her hachine gun, leaving collateral damage everywhere.
Hachine Gun by MMcNutt January 5, 2016

hachishakusama 

It means "Eight-Feet Tall' In Japanese. Or, A women that's Eight-feet tall. Its creepy urban legend describes her that she makes a low "H." or "Ha." noise, and if you hear it you will die in a few days. people had escaped the grip of the eight-feet tall women, as long as they never step into Japan again.
"Dont set foot in Japan if your in the grip of Hachishakusama."
hachishakusama by CallMe_Luna December 29, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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