Habadu

Shortened for Happy Birthday, commonly used for texts but also can be said aloud.

“Hey guys, it’s my birthday today!!”
“Aaahhh habadu!!”

Habadu by Seacherry January 11, 2021

Habad 

The term "habad" mean "Gun" in Somali it is used in many rap songs because of rappers who have somalis in their

The word "habad" means "gun" in Somali which has been appearing in rap songs lately, noting the rise of the Somali language in rap jargon

Habad by Aba ha wass February 11, 2022

Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

Habaout 

When you blank out for a short period of time

"I just habaouted for a second, What did you say?"

Habaout by Wolfhound101 October 16, 2017

Habadichi 

Its a universal word and can be used in any situation.

When someone says Thank You, respond "Habadichi". Have a great day, respond "Habadichi"

Habadichi by Habadichi October 28, 2019

habadabadaba 

A slang word for hot women. enough said

"That woman has a nice rack!"
"Habadabadaba!"

habadabadaba by Stuffattack May 1, 2010

Habadouchery 

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?

Habadouchery by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009