Haak 

Haak is actually an abreviation for the words: High As A Kite.
This word is used when you are extremely high on weed.

"Man, You are so haak right now. What kind of bud was that?"
"I cannot wait to be haakin' it tonight!"

Haak by Hayvco December 16, 2009

haak 

Acronym for "High As A Kite"

Dude, I'm haak and I need to go to Wendy's.

haak by Alex J F. November 13, 2006

haak 

H.A.A.K
High as a kite

Stoned, baked etc.

To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

"ahh man, i'm haak"
"ahahahahahahahahahahahah"

haak by Stole Betom May 1, 2010

Haakon 

He is known to be very spontaneous person. He knows how to make a person laugh, and entertain people without even noticing it. He’s a very intelligent person in his own unique ways, and cares deeply for others around him. However, he may not show his feelings at first. When it comes to certain things, there’s always a backstory to tell, but depending on the topic, he may not open up until he really trusts you. When you get to know him more, he is always there for the people that show compassion for him. The things surrounding him in his life that he greatly appreciates are mainly his top priority. Whenever it comes to difficult situations and topics, he is a very understanding person to be with. Although it may not be the best help overall, he still tries his best to support anything in need. If he fails to become a benefit, he is constantly worrying if something he did was wrong of him. He may get upset, and probably even more than others would expect. When it comes to his close ones, he always and forever will have their back no matter how many ups and downs they’ve been through. Yet, not many people get to see a side of him like this, because he has been hurt so bad where it’s really hard to let people in to his life. No one had wanted the opportunity to have the open door of experience to stay and listen to him. Nevertheless, somewhere in his heart is telling him that only certain people he could trust .

Haakon hasn’t been acting like himself lately, but he he keeps telling me that everything is alright .

Haakon by gloomyflowers February 13, 2019

Haakvard University 

The actual name for what was previously known as Harvard University. This name applies when a male Norwegian nordic skier attends the University.

"I go to Haakvard University."
"You mean Harvard?"
"Well, when that Norwegian first year arrived, the university switched its name."

Haakvard University by 3113 July 14, 2014

Haaking 

To beat the shit out of your drums. v. or adv.

He haaked the shit out of his drums, busted a head.

or

He was haaking the drums, louder than a muh fuhcka.

Haaking by Javier Consuelo January 27, 2013

Haakon 

Haakon, the name of Norwegian Kings, meaning more powerfull than God (see Håkon).

List of Kings:
Haakon I of Norway (c. 920–961), the Good
Haakon Magnusson of Norway (1068-94)
Haakon II of Norway (died 1162), Haakon Herdebrei
Haakon III of Norway (1170s–1204), Haakon Sverreson
Haakon IV of Norway (1204-1263), the Old
Haakon V of Norway (1270-1319), Haakon V Magnusson
Haakon VI of Norway (c. 1340–1380), Haakon VI Magnusson
Haakon VII of Norway (1872-1957)
Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway (born 1973), future Haakon VIII

You don't wanna mess with Norway, their King's named Haakon, he's more powerful than God!

Haakon by Latskap June 16, 2011