HYPERTHERMIA

EMILY WEITZENKORN

emily weitzenkorn is at anna leone’s hockey game and is getting hyperthermia while watching the game

by oliviashores November 22, 2019

Hyperterminal

Robot
Not human

Dude that captcha asked me to verify whether I'm Hyperterminal or not.

by aromaticcheesyballs April 8, 2021

Hypothermia

The feeling you get when you go outside in the winter, your jacka&% brother took all the shower water, or you ate ice cream to fast.

When they were floating down the canal, it felt as if they had hypothermia, (not to be confused with pneumonia, as a woman by the side of the canal explained).

by Clara-Imogen November 2, 2019

Hyperspermia

to produce more semen during an ejaculation than usual due to high levels of arousal or long-term abstinence from masturbation.

Boy/Girl 1: "Oh my god, that was a big cum shot!"
Boy/Girl 2: "I know! I must have hyperspermia or something ;)"

by Jaden07 December 5, 2010

phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

Hypothermia

When you feel like you're actually going to die from cold weather, and everything is numb; extremely low temperature.

It's so cold, I feel like I'm about to get hypothermia.

by suspicious_pandicorn February 20, 2018

Urban hypothermia

A condition where a person falls prey to hypothermia by not wearing appropriate clothing in an urban environment.

This condition generally affects people who are trying to show off their rad tan, biceps or new tatto sleeve in cold weather.

"Dude, Jayden is in hospital.
What happened?
We met up for a macchiato and he was only wearing a singlet so he could show off his sweet new sleeve. One minute we were sipping micro-foam and the next he was out... The doc said it sounded like a classic case of urban hypothermia."

by GreeneryTheSecond July 13, 2012