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hws
hws by that guy.. August 18, 2009
HWS
HWS by sexy bitch who likes 2 fuck hard January 1, 2005
HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)
Woman diagnosed with this syndrome will post on Facebook, Twitter, or any social site possible to state the trouble in finding "Real Men," usually putting them all in the "Friend Zone" and dating all "Jerks."
(Girl broke up a week ago)
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.
FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"
Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"
Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"
Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"
Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."
Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.
FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"
Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"
Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"
Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"
Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."
Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome) by Good Guy Miles November 7, 2012
hwsnbn
hwsnbn by Missy Williams June 21, 2007
Hwsd
“Hoe with secret damage” usually used when a girlfriend senses a female is after her man. When that female makes the girlfriend look crazy for her senses and try’s to seem like the innocent one when she’s not.
Hwsd by Capitalgirl09 July 5, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.