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holeshiner
the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".
Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"
holeshiner by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007
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Humesh
Humeshs are amazing people often attracted to people named Navami, Humeshs are great people and will melt peoples hearts, Once you meet a humesh it is very hard to let go, make sure you take care of your humesh
Humesh by veryyummykurma December 2, 2021
hules
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Hules (above), the recently suspended Viceroy of Dumb Enterprises, is a teenage yout(h). He is "special". Recently he was diagnosed with birdflu, DBC, and terrets. He is also an abused child from various childhood experiences, one which gave him the power of three. At the birth of his third nipple the ultimate question was asked, "If Hules cloned himself as a female (no Hules isn't a woman) would the female clone also have the three nipples? And would there be three boobs or two nipples on one boob or something else?" If you have an answer to the question please post it on either the forums or in the guestbook. Hules also has dreams involving transvestites, bigfoot, himself, and some other stuff that is so disturbing that it shouldn't ever be mentioned again until after the apocalypse. He is a big fan of the Beatles and other classic rock artists. Even though he is a big fan of the Beatles he thought that James Taylor was the Beatles. As you can tell Hules is a complete retard. Hules also is a flaming square tool made of fairy fruit kept in a shed. Every day after lunch Hules rapes his favorite picture and is always friendly to it. The Kinks also wrote a song about Hules entitled "Lola". The song is about a transexual man that calls himself Lola. Hules loves to frolic in the autumn mist. This is actually missunderstood by Hules. He thinks that autumn is the time after St. Johns finishes gym class, and that the mist is the steam from the showers. So Hules actually frolics in the St. Johns showers, while they shower. Hules also was born during the age of aquarius. Hules is a Hashish smoking homicidle pacifist, and a gypsy.
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Hules (above), the recently suspended Viceroy of Dumb Enterprises, is a teenage yout(h). He is "special". Recently he was diagnosed with birdflu, DBC, and terrets. He is also an abused child from various childhood experiences, one which gave him the power of three. At the birth of his third nipple the ultimate question was asked, "If Hules cloned himself as a female (no Hules isn't a woman) would the female clone also have the three nipples? And would there be three boobs or two nipples on one boob or something else?" If you have an answer to the question please post it on either the forums or in the guestbook. Hules also has dreams involving transvestites, bigfoot, himself, and some other stuff that is so disturbing that it shouldn't ever be mentioned again until after the apocalypse. He is a big fan of the Beatles and other classic rock artists. Even though he is a big fan of the Beatles he thought that James Taylor was the Beatles. As you can tell Hules is a complete retard. Hules also is a flaming square tool made of fairy fruit kept in a shed. Every day after lunch Hules rapes his favorite picture and is always friendly to it. The Kinks also wrote a song about Hules entitled "Lola". The song is about a transexual man that calls himself Lola. Hules loves to frolic in the autumn mist. This is actually missunderstood by Hules. He thinks that autumn is the time after St. Johns finishes gym class, and that the mist is the steam from the showers. So Hules actually frolics in the St. Johns showers, while they shower. Hules also was born during the age of aquarius. Hules is a Hashish smoking homicidle pacifist, and a gypsy.
Hulesdumb
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Hules (above), the recently suspended Viceroy of Dumb Enterprises, is a teenage yout(h). He is "special". Recently he was diagnosed with birdflu, DBC, and terrets. He is also an abused child from various childhood experiences, one which gave him the power of three. At the birth of his third nipple the ultimate question was asked, "If Hules cloned himself as a female (no Hules isn't a woman) would the female clone also have the three nipples? And would there be three boobs or two nipples on one boob or something else?" If you have an answer to the question please post it on either the forums or in the guestbook. Hules also has dreams involving transvestites, bigfoot, himself, and some other stuff that is so disturbing that it shouldn't ever be mentioned again until after the apocalypse. He is a big fan of the Beatles and other classic rock artists. Even though he is a big fan of the Beatles he thought that James Taylor was the Beatles. As you can tell Hules is a complete retard. Hules also is a flaming square tool made of fairy fruit kept in a shed. Every day after lunch Hules rapes his favorite picture and is always friendly to it. The Kinks also wrote a song about Hules entitled "Lola". The song is about a transexual man that calls himself Lola. Hules loves to frolic in the autumn mist. This is actually missunderstood by Hules. He thinks that autumn is the time after St. Johns finishes gym class, and that the mist is the steam from the showers. So Hules actually frolics in the St. Johns showers, while they shower. Hules also was born during the age of aquarius. Hules is a Hashish smoking homicidle pacifist, and a gypsy.
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Hules (above), the recently suspended Viceroy of Dumb Enterprises, is a teenage yout(h). He is "special". Recently he was diagnosed with birdflu, DBC, and terrets. He is also an abused child from various childhood experiences, one which gave him the power of three. At the birth of his third nipple the ultimate question was asked, "If Hules cloned himself as a female (no Hules isn't a woman) would the female clone also have the three nipples? And would there be three boobs or two nipples on one boob or something else?" If you have an answer to the question please post it on either the forums or in the guestbook. Hules also has dreams involving transvestites, bigfoot, himself, and some other stuff that is so disturbing that it shouldn't ever be mentioned again until after the apocalypse. He is a big fan of the Beatles and other classic rock artists. Even though he is a big fan of the Beatles he thought that James Taylor was the Beatles. As you can tell Hules is a complete retard. Hules also is a flaming square tool made of fairy fruit kept in a shed. Every day after lunch Hules rapes his favorite picture and is always friendly to it. The Kinks also wrote a song about Hules entitled "Lola". The song is about a transexual man that calls himself Lola. Hules loves to frolic in the autumn mist. This is actually missunderstood by Hules. He thinks that autumn is the time after St. Johns finishes gym class, and that the mist is the steam from the showers. So Hules actually frolics in the St. Johns showers, while they shower. Hules also was born during the age of aquarius. Hules is a Hashish smoking homicidle pacifist, and a gypsy.
Hylesha
Hylesha is a amazing girl. She is smart, gorgeous, and just fun to be around. She is the kind of girl that you are lucky to find and that you can only hope you can spend the rest of your life with...cuddled up watching movies on rainy days. I love her so much and i know she is the realest most honest person I could possibly share my heart with.
Hylesha is gorgeous
Hylesha by hidden_depth December 28, 2014
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