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Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
Hofte Syndrome by Ibeh November 7, 2015
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This is a word commonly used in the TV Soap Neighbours. It is mainly used by a rather attractive and funny young chappy, called Scott Timmons. He normally calls people this when they have acted in an inapropriate mannor, e.g. when Boyd got with his girlfriend serena
Scott - dont be such a spiggin hufter
Dilan - spiggin cake taker
hufter by Lynn and Jess. July 15, 2005

hafternoon 

For example, Well jeepers Chuck, i have a dentist appointment this hafternoon, looks like I can't make it to the meeting.
hafternoon by Chuck Hansen March 2, 2008
A crazy chick who lives nowhere near you but claims to love you with all her heart. Often found on social networking sites, avoid at all costs.
Guy 1: Who the hell is that writing all over your wall?
Guy 2: I don't know some huften chick from the middle of nowhere.
Huften by D Bloor January 20, 2011
voodoo word, or chant, that sends you into a trance, and makes you add on other undefined words
"Hoften, hoften, hoo loo"
Hoften by Franceskat. January 13, 2008
sister in tigrinya 😊 (ሓፍቲ )
“Thx for the money!!”
“Np haftey♥️“
haftey by dookicrumb June 29, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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