Heftey
Heftey is a name you call people with a social disability and no form of social intelligence. These people often sit at the toilet in lunch breaks🤣
Heftey by The organization for retards April 16, 2023
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hefty chonk
hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019
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Heftey • Hefty • hefty bag • hefted • hefty fine • hefty swallow • haftey • hefley • Hefley’s mom • hefney
hefty smurfing
When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
hefty smurfing by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
Hefty Moose
Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose
Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl
Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose
Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl
Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose
Hefty Moose by dan2331 November 1, 2010
hefty wanker
hefty wanker by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015
hefty honey
hefty honey by PWizard April 11, 2015
hefty hogs
Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
hefty hogs by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
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