hafternoon

The time between afternoon and evening.

For example, Well jeepers Chuck, i have a dentist appointment this hafternoon, looks like I can't make it to the meeting.

by Chuck Hansen March 2, 2008

Afternoon Hillbilly

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

by Zoobreath May 28, 2008

Afternoon Delight

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.

by Sodakak September 14, 2016

Dog Dick Afternoon

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

Good Afternoon

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”

Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.

by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022

halfternoon

The halfway point in the afternoon. The afternoon is between 12:00 and 5:00 pm, with the halfternoon occurring at 2:30 pm. People generally have a buffer of a half hour before and after halfternoon; therefore the usage is standard between 2:00 and 3:00 pm.

Good halfternoon Peggy. Now that it is halfternoon, I am feeling less sluggish.

by Doctor Geo Zee March 5, 2020