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Absolutely destroyed. Used mostly and invented by the youtuber/twitch streamer DuncanKneeDeep.
I just got fucking hefted by that test.
hefted by Spanicatthedisco May 14, 2015
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To really need the toilet to the point where you have to stand completely rigid and clench your buttocks.
Where's your toilet...I'm totally hefted!
Hefted by shoeboy1972 January 6, 2020

Heated Gamer Moment 

When your true gamer comes out to say some of the most based things in the world. This happens when you ascend to the next level of gaming.
Brody: Luke, why did you just say 16 different racial slurs?

Luke: Sorry, I just had a heated gamer moment.

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.
Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

heated seats 

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.
Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
heated seats by seat heater May 7, 2011

happily heated 

the state of being both happy and heated (angry)
I spent an hour looking for my 5 pages of math homework last night (at 2 a.m.), and ended up finding it right under my pillow. note that I was sitting on my bed when I noticed I lost my homework. I was happily heated to find it

anthony was happily heated when he finally lost his virginity, but caught a few stds in the process
happily heated by diddy kong December 16, 2009
1. (Adj.) Warm. To be raised in temperatature.
2. (Adj.) Angry, annoyed, pissed off, frustrated, etc...
3. (Adj.) Intense.
1. "Yo dawg I just heated up this Instant Lunch™ you want some?"
2. "Fuck man my source didn't come through with my eighth I'm so fuckin' heated..!!"
3. "Check it out that fight's getting heated over there."
heated by A New STD June 20, 2004
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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