Huften

A crazy chick who lives nowhere near you but claims to love you with all her heart. Often found on social networking sites, avoid at all costs.

Guy 1: Who the hell is that writing all over your wall?
Guy 2: I don't know some huften chick from the middle of nowhere.

by D Bloor January 20, 2011

huffen and puffen

Out of breath

He will be huffen and puffenbefore he can even get out of the car.

by braysvsb December 23, 2016

hufter

This is a word commonly used in the TV Soap Neighbours. It is mainly used by a rather attractive and funny young chappy, called Scott Timmons. He normally calls people this when they have acted in an inapropriate mannor, e.g. when Boyd got with his girlfriend serena

Scott - dont be such a spiggin hufter
Dilan - spiggin cake taker

by Lynn and Jess. July 15, 2005

Hoften

voodoo word, or chant, that sends you into a trance, and makes you add on other undefined words

"Hoften, hoften, hoo loo"

by Franceskat. January 13, 2008

hurten

a person or an object that is ugly or in rough shape

that girl is hurten she's all used up

by steelmanhtown April 19, 2018

Hufen flufen

A German sound of exasperation or utter exhaustion, coined by Niklas and Marisol in Cologne, Germany, December 2018. Marisol's original "harmless" made-up sound of exasperation ("hughen", spelled "huren") turned out to mean "whores", so she reverted to hoofen floofen, which Niklas then told her was misspelled, even though it was a fictitious term. Bah! Hufen flufen.

I can't get WiFi, so my Google Maps isn't working properly. *sigh* Hufen flufen.

by peacefulsol December 29, 2018

Huttenberger’s law

Huttenberger’s law automatically invalidates any argument that the pittsburgh steelers are not a good football team based on history of consistent success as a franchise.

You think the Pittsburgh Steelers suck? Let me show you Huttenberger’s law.

by ben is not a rapist May 11, 2021