Huften
A crazy chick who lives nowhere near you but claims to love you with all her heart. Often found on social networking sites, avoid at all costs.
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Huften • hutten • Hoften • Hufen flufen • Hufenlecker • huffen and puffen • Huffenberger • huffenpuff • hufter • hurten
hufter
This is a word commonly used in the TV Soap Neighbours. It is mainly used by a rather attractive and funny young chappy, called Scott Timmons. He normally calls people this when they have acted in an inapropriate mannor, e.g. when Boyd got with his girlfriend serena
hufter by Lynn and Jess. July 15, 2005
Hoften
Hoften by Franceskat. January 13, 2008
hurten
hurten by steelmanhtown April 19, 2018
Hufen flufen
A German sound of exasperation or utter exhaustion, coined by Niklas and Marisol in Cologne, Germany, December 2018. Marisol's original "harmless" made-up sound of exasperation ("hughen", spelled "huren") turned out to mean "whores", so she reverted to hoofen floofen, which Niklas then told her was misspelled, even though it was a fictitious term. Bah! Hufen flufen.
Hufen flufen by peacefulsol December 29, 2018
Huttenberger’s law
Huttenberger’s law automatically invalidates any argument that the pittsburgh steelers are not a good football team based on history of consistent success as a franchise.
Huttenberger’s law by ben is not a rapist May 11, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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