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High Performance Crashing: The higher performance your program is, the shorter it takes to crash.
My software used to be slow, but it's HPC now: crashes right after you start it!
HPC by mkaysir January 25, 2015
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High Performance Computing- Using multiple teraflop speed computers ,bound together by a MPI or PVM programming, to achieve a goal faster than one computer can itself.
IBM BlueGene/L is an example of massive scale HPC.
HPC by Xaiver July 18, 2006
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It is a crew formed by the people that hate Priscilla. HPC stands for Hate Priscilla Crew. Over 500 people have already joined HPC and they all hate Priscilla.

HPC 4 Life
Do you want to join my new crew HPC.
HPC by Robert February 27, 2004

Hottie Per Capita (HPC) 

Given the available population, how many are hotties. Also known as the Hottie quotient.
"Wow, check that out. Even the mailwoman is hot."

"Yeah, the Hottie Per Capita (HPC) is high in college towns."
A Harry Potter fanfiction pairing.
Harry Potter / Cedric Diggory.

Though the order of the initials would normally mean "A slashfiction where Harry Potter is the top and Cedric Diggory is the bottom", it is not neccessarliy true.
After reading 'Out of the Sky' on fanfiction.net, HPCD has become my OTP.
HPCD by Jessy Shaneey August 15, 2007
Acronym for "Halo PC For Life". Coined and used by remaining HaloPC and Custom Edition die-hards.
I will play HPC4L.
HPC4L by -snafu- / SiNTaXaTioN November 16, 2011
HPCS aka Hairy Plumber's Crack Syndrome.
PCS,Plumber's Crack Syndrome,Hairy,Coin Slot,Ass
Plumber's Crack full of ass hair
Dude look away that teacher has HPCS.

Holy shit HPCS ahead turn and run.
HPCS by Koga July 28, 2006
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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