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Using the wounds of a bullet riddled body to have sex with while giving thanks to Jesus.
I made sure to holyfuck every hole in that body before it went cold.
Holyfuck by Psychostench August 31, 2024

holyfuckinguacamoley 

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility
(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!
An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good.
"Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo Power!"
holy fuck by none of yer dam bidness December 20, 2003

Holyfuckamoly 

A derivative term and "knock-off" of the old-fashioned saying of "Holy-Moly!"
Commonly and properly used in a "WTF" moment or moment of surprise and utter shock.
Holyfuckamoly Chad!!! You just made me cum three times in less than thirty minutes!
Holyfuckamoly by th3chad April 4, 2011

Holy Fuck Ton 

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.
That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.
Holy Fuck Ton by 777tobi March 21, 2009

holyfuckingshiton 

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.
I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.
holyfuckingshiton by J3 August 11, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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