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Using the wounds of a bullet riddled body to have sex with while giving thanks to Jesus.
I made sure to holyfuck every hole in that body before it went cold.
Holyfuck by Psychostench August 31, 2024

holyfuckinguacamoley 

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility
(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!
An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good.
"Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo Power!"
holy fuck by none of yer dam bidness December 20, 2003

Holyfuckamoly 

A derivative term and "knock-off" of the old-fashioned saying of "Holy-Moly!"
Commonly and properly used in a "WTF" moment or moment of surprise and utter shock.
Holyfuckamoly Chad!!! You just made me cum three times in less than thirty minutes!
Holyfuckamoly by th3chad April 4, 2011

Holy Fuck Ton 

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.
That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.
Holy Fuck Ton by 777tobi March 21, 2009

holyfuckingshiton 

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.
I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.
holyfuckingshiton by J3 August 11, 2004