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A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton
My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.
by J3 August 11, 2004
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