holyfuckton

A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton

My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.

holyfuckton by J3 August 11, 2004

holyfuckinguacamoley 

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility

(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!

holyfuckinguacamoley by NeelieEchelon6277 September 21, 2010

holyfuckingshiton 

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.

I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.

holyfuckingshiton by J3 August 11, 2004

The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040 

Everyone is gonna die

the holyfuckening on 21/07/2040 is soon.
it means that the event is soon and all of you insifgnicant humans shall perish

The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040 by anonymous June 10, 2022

holyfuckingshit 

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

holyfuckingshit by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot 

An expression which means, "What a nice looking lady."

Holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot.

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot by NOTchillindude February 18, 2003

HolyFuckinAssCrackers 

A state of great surprise in which the speaker can think of nothing else to say and just has to say something.

Ron: Dude did you see that?
HFAC: See what?
Ron: That!
*Ninja flies by*
HFAC: HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!
Ron(Startled):DUDE WTF?!?
HFAC: Right... *Bitchslaps ron and runs*
Ron:HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!

HolyFuckinAssCrackers by HFAC March 31, 2009