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A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton

My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.

holyfuckton by J3 August 11, 2004

Words you can keep

holyfuckinguacamoley

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility

(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!

holyfuckinguacamoley by NeelieEchelon6277 September 21, 2010

holyfuckingshiton

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.

I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.

holyfuckingshiton by J3 August 11, 2004

The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040

Everyone is gonna die

the holyfuckening on 21/07/2040 is soon.
it means that the event is soon and all of you insifgnicant humans shall perish

The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040 by anonymous June 10, 2022

holyfuckingshit

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

holyfuckingshit by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot

An expression which means, "What a nice looking lady."

Holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot.

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot by NOTchillindude February 18, 2003

HolyFuckinAssCrackers

A state of great surprise in which the speaker can think of nothing else to say and just has to say something.

Ron: Dude did you see that?
HFAC: See what?
Ron: That!
*Ninja flies by*
HFAC: HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!
Ron(Startled):DUDE WTF?!?
HFAC: Right... *Bitchslaps ron and runs*
Ron:HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!

HolyFuckinAssCrackers by HFAC March 31, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026