HOFSR 

Acronym for "Hard On For Specific Reason." Used to describe an erection that has been triggered through sexual arousal, or stimulation.

Opposite: HOFSR; Acronym for "Hard On For No Reason."

"Dude, cover your HOFNR"

"Did you see Jessica's new thong? I'm definitely sporting a HOFSR"

HOFSR by Ecclesies December 18, 2011

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Leonard Hofstadter by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Hofshits 

When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.

Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep

Hofshits by Creator69420 September 25, 2019

hoforganist 

sex., north mall,

hey let’s go hoforganist

another meaning for

“hey let’s go north mall”

which means

“sex?”

hoforganist by sex, north mall January 16, 2021

Hofer 

A pretty chill dude who usually thinks before he talks and doesn't generally go in for societies latest stupidity. Has a interesting accent that could be mistaken for a slight southern drawl but is really due to the fact he grew up on a colony (funny farm). Probably owns a stil and drinks the odd glass of shine. Generally known to be a one woman man and pretty good with kids. Only has the usual addictions ( alcohol,hunting,fishing). Often known to be a shred business man....example, he can buy it from a Mennonite and sell it to a Scotsman and still turn a profit, or, he sure hofer'd him on the price !!

That hofer guy! He's ok in my books !

Hofer by Oceanpacific77 September 22, 2021

Hofbrauhaus 

It’s a huge Bavarian beer hall in Munich Germany. Quality beer comes by the liter and the atmosphere is made by the friendly drinking/drunken people, a stereotypical Bavarian band, and some hot "pretzel girls". If you're in Munich you've gotta stop here.

I took a euro-trip and the stop in Munich Germany at the Hofbrauhaus was amazing...from what I remember.

Hofbrauhaus by YouKnowMeByName June 20, 2006