HMW

High Maintenance Woman.

Look at that poor bastard over there with the HMW - clearly he's going to be bankrupt by the end of his vacation if he has to travel with that bitch.

HMW by BorisSDT October 27, 2011

hmw

1. Abbreviation for the phrase 'hot mess walkin''.

2. 'Hot mess walkin'' n. - Usually a female (with some regrettable exceptions) who is under the (false) impression that she is attractive. Usually seen wearing an odd assortment of clothing items which are a few sizes down from the size she should normally wear.

See: Amy Winehouse

*In Forever 21*
Manager: Did you see that woman? She was a hmw

Sales Associate: A what?

Manager: A HOT MESS WALKIN! Mmm mm girl.

hmw by The Incineratoooor July 30, 2009

hmw

A Human Made word that is used for the internet, just between friends, then is figured out by thousands. Personally, HMW is a rarely spoken word, but was made by some guy in his basement. He said: WOW! I MADE ANOTHER HMW!

Here are some HMW's (from me): SMB (suck my balls)
SIB:Suck it bitch
sgt fgt: Seargent Faggot. Two combined words that are p00nass.
bbl:be back later
pawn/pawning/pawned:Being played into, backstabbed, mentally raped, killed by 2 or more people.
bbialb:be back in a little bit
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OTHERS (not by me)
lol:most populer, laugh out loud
rofl:rolling on floor laughing out loud
wtf:what the f*ck
sob: **USED IN COMMON DAY ENGLISH LAGUAGE
brb:be right back
bbq:be back, queer... this one was recently released... some guy gut his cake of fame.

hmw by Jewel! December 29, 2007

HMWI 

Heavy Mad Wi' It

Acronym used (Typically in Glasgow) to describe the level of intoxication attained either by one or an observed person. Usually used by the Lower classes but is gaining popularity in certain circles of wealthy Gentlemen

Gentleman No1 "I say Archie I heard you ran into a spot of trouble with the local constabulary last night, is this true?"

Gentleman No2 "Well I was out with some of the lads of the Rugby club, we frequented some bars and enjoyed a brandy or two..as is ones want and ended up HMWI and killed a lady of the night"

Gentlemen No1 "I say you certainly ruffled some feathers, what was the charge"

Gentle man No2 "No charge, I merely explained that my family were very wealthy. We had a brief chuckle over the incident and that was it really...so all in all a good night"

HMWI by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008

hmwwawcciawcwcw

An abbreviation for "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?"

Say mate, hmwwawcciawcwcw? I dunno steven, I guess right about 42!

hmwwawcciawcwcw by Benrap October 2, 2018

hmwha? 

An expression combining "hmm" and "what?"
Used when in confusion or doubt.

Confusion
Paul: Agaga baalgajo ogishaooo igjaowii appa wwi hhhab htaihth.

Drew: Hmwha? (I don't understand your crazytalk)

Doubt
Paul: I had some juicy awesome watermelon flavored sex with my boyfriend's ex platypus last night in my pontoon boat even though it was hailing.

Drew: Hmwha? (you're making this up, no one would do you.)

hmwha? by jadamcmiles November 24, 2006

Hmwyc 

Hmwyc means hit me with your car, which is the optimal choice to sex.

Him: you are so cute omg wanna date lmaooaoaoaoa hahahha cutie
Her: Hmwyc🤪🤪🤪😍😍😍

Hmwyc by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 29, 2020