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this word has two definitions.
a hmwad is either a nincompoop who confuses/perplexes others or only one, or a nincompoop who is confused or perplexed.
“hmwad” is mainly used as the first definition.
person 1: “kal o getoungsiuhetghiusehtgiuh”
person 2: “huh?”
person 1: “fbwoibyerfwjybwerfjhgbrrbuykuybwrefbkyuewfrbuykwervukbyrewvbu”
person 2: “you’re a hmwad”
hmwad by BubbleCat12345 March 2, 2025
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Hewad is one of the best Football Players!
He is very smart he is like a copy of Ibrahimovic.He has a very nice smile and often he is called KING.
Youre so perfect=Youre so Hewad
Hewad by UncleMahmuf December 30, 2016
Related Words
hmwad Hewad Hmad hiwad .hmuaddii hmwaaaah scheeee hmwat Howading Hwad hwada

hwaddaow 

Slang term for mary jane, reefer, weed, kiff, pot, herb...

Also spelled hwaddow.
The other day we got some great hwaddaow and found ourselves to be truly cheeched.
hwaddaow by Athene Airheart May 30, 2004
(ha'-wa-da) noun.
Very, very fine and enticing weed.

Est.2001 Northern Ohio
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Mrs Hmadi 

A well hated English teacher that is always heated and trying to roast
Mrs Hmadi by Smexy Boy June 13, 2017
Slang term for mary jane, reefer, weed, kiff, pot, herb...

Also spelled hwaddaow.
We got really cheeched when we smoked the hwaddow.
hwaddow by Athene Airheart May 30, 2004
A nice guy who's quite short for his age. Like really short.
Hewad is Short.
Hewad by H3WAD April 22, 2019
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