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this word has two definitions.
a hmwad is either a nincompoop who confuses/perplexes others or only one, or a nincompoop who is confused or perplexed.
“hmwad” is mainly used as the first definition.
person 1: “kal o getoungsiuhetghiusehtgiuh”
person 2: “huh?”
person 1: “fbwoibyerfwjybwerfjhgbrrbuykuybwrefbkyuewfrbuykwervukbyrewvbu”
person 2: “you’re a hmwad”
hmwad by BubbleCat12345 March 2, 2025
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Hewad is one of the best Football Players!
He is very smart he is like a copy of Ibrahimovic.He has a very nice smile and often he is called KING.
Youre so perfect=Youre so Hewad
Hewad by UncleMahmuf December 30, 2016
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hmwad • Hewad • Hmad • hiwad • .hmuaddii • hmwaaaah scheeee • hmwat • Howading • Hwad • hwada

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We got really cheeched when we smoked the hwaddow.
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