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HELP, HELP ME! 

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance
Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin
If you just said help me, it means you are suffering on the inside
Guy 1: Help me
Guy 2: ?
Guy 1: for f*** sake Jerry I want to die
Help me by HolaEbola October 16, 2019
I think I’m in a car help me
Help me by Meme-mentos March 24, 2020

Help me grow my beard 

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.
Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

So help me God 

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.
John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
So help me God by 2009ends October 4, 2009