12 definitions by 2009ends

Pivot

A community on youtube who animate with the program Pivot Stickfigure Animator. This community contains many members, most of which are under the age of 14. Thanks to the main community members like PivotmasterDX, Hopdiddy, Deltapivot, and Magnificentness saying 1337 words and repeating memes and fads mindlessly, like they're funny, the massive community of noobs has spammed them and have now ruined the whole comedy of such behavior.

Yeh I haev pivot, but i qwit becuz it waz too boaring foar me. But i still suck up 2 PivotmasterDX becuz he's popular and i'm a conforming prepubescent middle-skewler. it aer funneh when i talk liek this becuz funneh ppl talk leik thizz. So i herd u liek mudki- *gets shot*

by 2009ends July 16, 2009

Poleepkwa

A breed of alien species that became the first, undeniable contact between humans and aliens. They were first discovered inside their UFO hovering over Johannesburg.

They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.

The Poleepkwa took my wife away yesterday, but gave her back today. She has a slight limp.

by 2009ends September 22, 2009

Bed head

A hairstyle that people spend almost an hour to make with gel and hairspray, to make it look like they did nothing with it when they woke up in the morning.

Jake: Wow, nice bed head. Didn't you bother to comb your hair today when you woke up?

Josh: I did!

Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?

Josh. Yeah...lol.

Jake: Wow...Edgy.

by 2009ends August 24, 2009

11:00

When you procrastinate on homework long enough so you look at the time, and see that it is 11:00. A very upsetting moment.

Damn, it's 11:00, I still have to write my essay... but i'm so tired...

by 2009ends August 28, 2009

3:00

3:00 AM is the time in the morning in which a demon is most likely to possess a susceptible and vulnerable soul, which can sometimes and usually be a christian soul. It derives from the oppsite time of the day, 3:00 PM, when Jesus Christ died.

I woke up and looked at the clock. It said 3:00 AM. Then I heard footsteps.

by 2009ends July 16, 2009

Homework

A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.

WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.

by 2009ends August 28, 2009

Is that me?

What everyone says when someone's cell phone goes off around a group of people.

-At a party-

*John's phone rings*

Brian: Is that me? *checks phone* Nope, nevermind.

by 2009ends October 4, 2009