12 definitions by 2009ends
Wow, scene has 332 pictures on urbandictionary, where Cat only has 100 something. Cats are the living soul of the internet. This world is ending.
by 2009ends July 16, 2009
A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.
WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.
by 2009ends August 28, 2009
3:00 AM is the time in the morning in which a demon is most likely to possess a susceptible and vulnerable soul, which can sometimes and usually be a christian soul. It derives from the oppsite time of the day, 3:00 PM, when Jesus Christ died.
by 2009ends July 16, 2009
by 2009ends October 4, 2009
John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
by 2009ends September 27, 2009
A chemical reaction in the brain that is triggered by the view of another human's bodily supremacy and attitude.
Once love is activated, that human will follow the human which he/she loves and try to find the quickest and easiest way to begin the reproduction stage with them. This usually consists of Peacocking, flirting and showing off, to show their own superiority.
If both humans agree that each other are reproductive material, they will engage in a courtship. This triggers a new type of reaction, or 'love'; the two humans will stay together and protect each other until the baby is born, and even after that, to ensure the growth of the offspring.
Once love is activated, that human will follow the human which he/she loves and try to find the quickest and easiest way to begin the reproduction stage with them. This usually consists of Peacocking, flirting and showing off, to show their own superiority.
If both humans agree that each other are reproductive material, they will engage in a courtship. This triggers a new type of reaction, or 'love'; the two humans will stay together and protect each other until the baby is born, and even after that, to ensure the growth of the offspring.
Jane: Kyle, I have this feeling for you that I just can't explain, and it over powers me.
Kyle: It's a chemical reaction that was triggered when you examined my body and heard some of my perceptions on things, and you decided that I have strong genes that would be good for the future of our child if we had one.
Jane: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN LOVE.
Kyle: Yes I can, it's a natural reaction to ensure the prosperity of the human race, and you girls are the ones who try to make it seem like more than that.
Kyle: It's a chemical reaction that was triggered when you examined my body and heard some of my perceptions on things, and you decided that I have strong genes that would be good for the future of our child if we had one.
Jane: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN LOVE.
Kyle: Yes I can, it's a natural reaction to ensure the prosperity of the human race, and you girls are the ones who try to make it seem like more than that.
by 2009ends November 3, 2009
When you procrastinate on homework long enough so you look at the time, and see that it is 11:00. A very upsetting moment.
by 2009ends August 28, 2009