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John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
by 2009ends October 4, 2009
Get the So help me Godmug. 3:00 AM is the time in the morning in which a demon is most likely to possess a susceptible and vulnerable soul, which can sometimes and usually be a christian soul. It derives from the oppsite time of the day, 3:00 PM, when Jesus Christ died.
by 2009ends July 16, 2009
Get the 3:00mug. A mythological noun that determines the purity of someone. It is kept with a person until the first time they engage in sexual activity, and then it is lost forever.
Guys must be careful; make sure that the girl whom you take the virginity from is a good one. If you try to leave this girl, she will use it to try to make you feel lower than dirt, and it will hit hard.
Guys must be careful; make sure that the girl whom you take the virginity from is a good one. If you try to leave this girl, she will use it to try to make you feel lower than dirt, and it will hit hard.
Girl: "You took my virginity! You took something that nobody else can have! I can never get it back, do you get that?"
Boy: "Oh shuddup, like Matt's pierced tounge and your vibrator are any different from my cock."
Boy: "Oh shuddup, like Matt's pierced tounge and your vibrator are any different from my cock."
by 2009ends August 4, 2009
Get the Virginitymug. A community on youtube who animate with the program Pivot Stickfigure Animator. This community contains many members, most of which are under the age of 14. Thanks to the main community members like PivotmasterDX, Hopdiddy, Deltapivot, and Magnificentness saying 1337 words and repeating memes and fads mindlessly, like they're funny, the massive community of noobs has spammed them and have now ruined the whole comedy of such behavior.
Yeh I haev pivot, but i qwit becuz it waz too boaring foar me. But i still suck up 2 PivotmasterDX becuz he's popular and i'm a conforming prepubescent middle-skewler. it aer funneh when i talk liek this becuz funneh ppl talk leik thizz. So i herd u liek mudki- *gets shot*
by 2009ends July 16, 2009
Get the Pivotmug. When you procrastinate on homework long enough so you look at the time, and see that it is 11:00. A very upsetting moment.
by 2009ends September 2, 2009
Get the 11:00mug. A chemical reaction in the brain that is triggered by the view of another human's bodily supremacy and attitude.
Once love is activated, that human will follow the human which he/she loves and try to find the quickest and easiest way to begin the reproduction stage with them. This usually consists of Peacocking, flirting and showing off, to show their own superiority.
If both humans agree that each other are reproductive material, they will engage in a courtship. This triggers a new type of reaction, or 'love'; the two humans will stay together and protect each other until the baby is born, and even after that, to ensure the growth of the offspring.
Once love is activated, that human will follow the human which he/she loves and try to find the quickest and easiest way to begin the reproduction stage with them. This usually consists of Peacocking, flirting and showing off, to show their own superiority.
If both humans agree that each other are reproductive material, they will engage in a courtship. This triggers a new type of reaction, or 'love'; the two humans will stay together and protect each other until the baby is born, and even after that, to ensure the growth of the offspring.
Jane: Kyle, I have this feeling for you that I just can't explain, and it over powers me.
Kyle: It's a chemical reaction that was triggered when you examined my body and heard some of my perceptions on things, and you decided that I have strong genes that would be good for the future of our child if we had one.
Jane: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN LOVE.
Kyle: Yes I can, it's a natural reaction to ensure the prosperity of the human race, and you girls are the ones who try to make it seem like more than that.
Kyle: It's a chemical reaction that was triggered when you examined my body and heard some of my perceptions on things, and you decided that I have strong genes that would be good for the future of our child if we had one.
Jane: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN LOVE.
Kyle: Yes I can, it's a natural reaction to ensure the prosperity of the human race, and you girls are the ones who try to make it seem like more than that.
by 2009ends November 2, 2009
Get the Lovemug. A hairstyle that people spend almost an hour to make with gel and hairspray, to make it look like they did nothing with it when they woke up in the morning.
Jake: Wow, nice bed head. Didn't you bother to comb your hair today when you woke up?
Josh: I did!
Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?
Josh. Yeah...lol.
Jake: Wow...Edgy.
Josh: I did!
Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?
Josh. Yeah...lol.
Jake: Wow...Edgy.
by 2009ends August 24, 2009
Get the Bed headmug.