HELLMARI 

monster from omori that scares you

Fred: Hey brad, did you play omori last night?
Brad: Yeah brad! I got jumpscared by Hellmari at the door!

HELLMARI by pizza handler October 17, 2022

Hellmari prank 

When hellmari pranks sunny by pretending to be mari! What a ghastly prankster

Sunny: knocking?? At night??
Mari: hi sunny open the door for me!
Sunny: ok
Hellmari: Hi Sunny!! Booooooo!!
Sunny: AHHH I GOT HELLMARI PRANKED :(

Hellmari prank by pizza handler March 29, 2025

Hellmari prank 

When Hellmari trolls Sunny into thinking she's Mari! What a ghastly little prankster!!
Hellmari is from OMORI. Very mysterious creature lady wearing blue shirt and has black hair

Sunny: knocking?? In the middle of the night??
Mari: Hey Sunny please open the door for me!!
Sunny: ok ill open the door
Hellmari: Whats up Sunny!! Booooooooo!!!!
Sunny: AHHH!!! HELLMARI ITS NOT APRIL FOOLS YETT!!!
Hellmari: lol!!!
Sunny: I JUST GOT HELLMARI PRANKED OH MY GOD!!!

Hellmari prank by pizza handler March 29, 2025

Hellarious

A joke about something that should not be joked about, but is funny nonetheless.

John: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas!

Mike: That's hellarious dude!

Hellarious by briscoeMD June 24, 2010

Helmarization 

To embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.

Perpetrator: "I floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such."

Victim: "You asked for help with your problem?"

Perpetrator: "Yes."

Victim: "Wow, nice Helmarization!"

Helmarization by Helmarization Victims January 21, 2011

HellMail 

A website that purports to be an independent Postal News site which has contributors from all levels of the industry. Regrettably its let down by the one the Editors rabid dislike of the Union and its denigration and hatred of a particularly successful Postal Forum.

It appears to be very pro privatisation and fairly right wing in its views and dismisses with contempt any views that have a left wing political bias, very much like Night Tonic does on RoyalMailChat. It also seems not to question received wisdom again like TMan on the same Postal Forum

He has views like HellMail.

HellMail by HughieT October 26, 2010

hellarious

adj. Something that is hellaciously funny; Very funny.

"Man that joke was hellarious"

hellarious by Just let me put my name!!!...Caty April 26, 2006