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hellolessness 

The condition that exists where people are to busy to acknowledge the human beings around them with a simple hello.
How come no one talks too each other at the Hipster and Hash coffee house?

They've descended into hellolessness in their embrace of irony and mac book airs. They can't see past their beards to see another person to say hello.
hellolessness by ewindal May 25, 2015
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Its like the word
"Hello"
but youre laughing
so it ends up going
Helhahahahahha
:)
gangster : "yo yo yo sup?"
you : "Helol!"

best.
Helol by MHolz April 23, 2009

what the hellol 

What the hell + lol = what the hellol.

Can be used if someone.

1 does something so stupid that, even though it pisses you off, it actually makes you laugh.

2 When someone says something funny randomly.

3 Used when someone says something that puts you in a state of shock, and laughter.

Can be considered a replacement for lolwut
1 Guy1: That dude over there dumped a truckload of oranges on your car.
guy2: what the hellol?

2 Random person: DICK NIPPLES!
you: What the hellol?

3 Girl: my balls hurt.
Guy: What the hellol?!
what the hellol by Frere August 8, 2009
It's like a hello and a lol merged into one. Used often to "make fun" of someone without them really knowing it.
Someone with a weird nickname joins an irc channel.
"Hellol"
A subtle sledge in their direction.
hellol by heeeysa September 29, 2003

Hefloid Kaiju 

A term given to fat women, generally on nights out.
Daddy P: Any fit girls in here?

The Big D: Nah, just an earthquake of hefloid kaiju's

hellolarious 

A very cool way to say hilarious by replacing the "hi" with a "hello".
Person1: "Hey Jen did u see how Patrick got owned?"
Jen:"Yeah that was hellolarious!!!"
Person1:"Oh god Jen shut up with that word it sounds retarded"
Jen:"*sniff* ok"
hellolarious by OBCT_Killz January 12, 2010
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