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hellolessness
The condition that exists where people are to busy to acknowledge the human beings around them with a simple hello.
How come no one talks too each other at the Hipster and Hash coffee house?
They've descended into hellolessness in their embrace of irony and mac book airs. They can't see past their beards to see another person to say hello.
They've descended into hellolessness in their embrace of irony and mac book airs. They can't see past their beards to see another person to say hello.
hellolessness by ewindal May 25, 2015
Related Words
Helloly • Hello Lyrics • hellol • Helloyves • hellomynameisberri • Hellopy • helllyeahjackasss • Hellody • hellolarious • hellolessness
what the hellol
What the hell + lol = what the hellol.
Can be used if someone.
1 does something so stupid that, even though it pisses you off, it actually makes you laugh.
2 When someone says something funny randomly.
3 Used when someone says something that puts you in a state of shock, and laughter.
Can be considered a replacement for lolwut
Can be used if someone.
1 does something so stupid that, even though it pisses you off, it actually makes you laugh.
2 When someone says something funny randomly.
3 Used when someone says something that puts you in a state of shock, and laughter.
Can be considered a replacement for lolwut
1 Guy1: That dude over there dumped a truckload of oranges on your car.
guy2: what the hellol?
2 Random person: DICK NIPPLES!
you: What the hellol?
3 Girl: my balls hurt.
Guy: What the hellol?!
guy2: what the hellol?
2 Random person: DICK NIPPLES!
you: What the hellol?
3 Girl: my balls hurt.
Guy: What the hellol?!
what the hellol by Frere August 8, 2009
hellolarious
Person1: "Hey Jen did u see how Patrick got owned?"
Jen:"Yeah that was hellolarious!!!"
Person1:"Oh god Jen shut up with that word it sounds retarded"
Jen:"*sniff* ok"
Jen:"Yeah that was hellolarious!!!"
Person1:"Oh god Jen shut up with that word it sounds retarded"
Jen:"*sniff* ok"
hellolarious by OBCT_Killz January 12, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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