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hellolessness 

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The condition that exists where people are to busy to acknowledge the human beings around them with a simple hello.
How come no one talks too each other at the Hipster and Hash coffee house?

They've descended into hellolessness in their embrace of irony and mac book airs. They can't see past their beards to see another person to say hello.
hellolessness by ewindal May 25, 2015

what the hellol 

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What the hell + lol = what the hellol.

Can be used if someone.

1 does something so stupid that, even though it pisses you off, it actually makes you laugh.

2 When someone says something funny randomly.

3 Used when someone says something that puts you in a state of shock, and laughter.

Can be considered a replacement for lolwut
1 Guy1: That dude over there dumped a truckload of oranges on your car.
guy2: what the hellol?

2 Random person: DICK NIPPLES!
you: What the hellol?

3 Girl: my balls hurt.
Guy: What the hellol?!
what the hellol by Frere August 8, 2009

hellol 

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It's like a hello and a lol merged into one. Used often to "make fun" of someone without them really knowing it.
Someone with a weird nickname joins an irc channel.
"Hellol"
A subtle sledge in their direction.
hellol by heeeysa September 29, 2003

Helloy 

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A hybrid of Hello (formal) and Hey (informal)... thus making a semi-formal greeting.
Helloy! this is our second time meeting right?
Helloy by shogie June 30, 2009

helloyves 

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Is a beautiful fanpage and is very wholesome
Stan helloyves”
helloyves by Helloyves bestie January 21, 2021

hellolarious 

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A very cool way to say hilarious by replacing the "hi" with a "hello".
Person1: "Hey Jen did u see how Patrick got owned?"
Jen:"Yeah that was hellolarious!!!"
Person1:"Oh god Jen shut up with that word it sounds retarded"
Jen:"*sniff* ok"
hellolarious by OBCT_Killz January 12, 2010
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