A very cool way to say hilarious by replacing the "hi" with a "hello".
Person1: "Hey Jen did u see how Patrick got owned?"
Jen:"Yeah that was hellolarious!!!"
Person1:"Oh god Jen shut up with that word it sounds retarded"
Jen:"*sniff* ok"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)