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G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. 

Acronym for: Getting Higher Education To Teach Others Greatness Over Destruction
I am the G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D.

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

T H E V O I D

When you're hella depressed from a phat breakup, that eternal feeling of darkness and lack of life is known as T H E V O I D. T H E V O I D consumes you. Few escape from T H E V O I D.
Person 1: Well boys, T H E V O I D has returned.
Person 2: Dude, T H E V O I D gets me every day bro.
Person 1: T H E V O I D is my home now.
T H E V O I D by pandaturtle October 28, 2019

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. 

Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.
C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. by b_sack November 15, 2007

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do
stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

But can he beat Goku tho? 

This can be used to invalidate anything that someone says about another anime character
Steve: Bro Naruto is so strong like he can-
Me: But can he beat Goku tho?
Steve: *explodes*