HE T.H.O.T 

N. A MALE EQUIVALENT OF A SLUT OR T.H.O.T.

He wasted all hi time on his time on his T.H.O.T instead of his wife. Would that make him a HE T.H.O.T?

HE T.H.O.T by Thatfatgirl1985. February 21, 2018

G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. 

Acronym for: Getting Higher Education To Teach Others Greatness Over Destruction

I am the G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D.

G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 18, 2022

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others

Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E by YEETMCEET April 21, 2020

T H E V O I D

When you're hella depressed from a phat breakup, that eternal feeling of darkness and lack of life is known as T H E V O I D. T H E V O I D consumes you. Few escape from T H E V O I D.

Person 1: Well boys, T H E V O I D has returned.
Person 2: Dude, T H E V O I D gets me every day bro.
Person 1: T H E V O I D is my home now.

T H E V O I D by pandaturtle October 28, 2019

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. 

Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.

C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. by b_sack November 15, 2007

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

But can he beat Goku tho? 

This can be used to invalidate anything that someone says about another anime character

Steve: Bro Naruto is so strong like he can-
Me: But can he beat Goku tho?
Steve: *explodes*

But can he beat Goku tho? by I am the real dictionary man May 29, 2021