H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

H.D.

does not like lil kitty

H.D. chased the kitty, and then found a mouse to chase the tail.

by lil kitty 123 July 20, 2018