H B'd 

Pronounced H Beed. Is when a spoiled ass rich dude entices women usually any kind of women even some rather young with drugs and money so he can record it on his laptop to show people the video later of the foot job and other things he got while smoking a crack pipe.

Man 1: Dude look at that young hot chick!!
Man 2: Yeah man she is cute but a little to young for you!!!
Man 1:. Dude we in Thailand I think she is a prime candidate to get H B'd !!!
Man 2: Man you so wrong for that so wrong!!
Man 1:. Well I gots the rocks so I'ma get her out them socks!!!!!

H B'd by Stick1 February 8, 2022

H.B.D.M.R.O. 

the name it burger from mc donalds. "homestyle beef, dijon mustard, red onion"

i'm a fatty boombalada, i feel like a H.B.D.M.R.O.

H.B.D.M.R.O. by daz chandler August 23, 2007

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. 

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. by Beltazar November 13, 2017

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. 

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

Y.D.W.T.W.H.B.Y.D. 

An abbreviated way of writing to a friend about someone you like but don't want everyone to know. "You Don't Want To Want Him But You Do."

Melissa: Oh god Lacy!? Why are you always sniffing around that looser?
Lacy: oh, Melissa, I don't know he's just Y.D.W.T.W.H.B.Y.D. there's no good reason why.

Y.D.W.T.W.H.B.Y.D. by MichelleShouldBeWithMe March 1, 2023

A.B.H.D 

Anything But Homework Disorder. It is characterized by compulsive need to come up with things to do in order to avoid doing the school work. Many high school and college students suffer from this condition.

Guy:"I have the A.B.H.D."
Girl:"Oh..."
Guy:"Yes Anything But Homework Disorder. I hate that class."

A.B.H.D by N0C0D3 June 11, 2011