Beltazar's definitions

Asshole

A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.

That asshole went to the show without me.

by Beltazar October 14, 2017

Glorious Glowing Locks

A devastatingly handsome man in possession of glorious long hair. Often found to have the name Lee and is usually found in the colour of brown.

Yo that guy has some glorious glowing locks I bet he has a huge ballbag too.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Gash Bashin'

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Bushwhaker

A sound lad that would help your nan fix a sink or potentially steal your dads sandals. Often found to have very large ballbags.

My grandson is a real nice bushwhaker although he gets bare nudes from peng tings.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Eggy Menace

A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.

That lads a eggy menace, he just broke my grans jaw for a egg and cress sandwich.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Spotty Cunt

A piece of shit fella that's got more spots on his forehead than a spastic cheetah.

That faggot is a proper spotty cunt like look at that trim.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Penard Cocker

A dirty dirty little sex pest that will fuck your nan and dad in the same afternoon. Usually their names begin with a, b, c or l, but never lee.

Those lads are proper penard cockers tell ya.

by Beltazar November 10, 2017